out of context theater presents: a love story

[aa_coulson]

There is an uncomfortable burning sension that is part of Valkyrie's penatration of Schmidt. Hot burning. Like ow, should have used more magic lube. Sorry bb, you aren't her first.

THIS WEEK ON AVENGERS ASSEMBLED

[aa_admin]

THIS WEEK ON AVENGERS ASSEMBLED

SCHEDULED MAINTENANCE

• An alarm went off at SHIELD HQ last night. It was swiftly shut off but followed in short order by Natasha calling on the Avengers.
• Fury is no longer the director of SHIELD by the order of the World Security Council. Fury, Coulson, Hill, Natasha, and Clint have lost contact with any last agents inside of SHIELD. There is no word from the ex-SHIELD agents who got reassigned to other agencies recently, but neither are they out of contact, or dead. They may not have heard.
• SHIELD HQ and the Helicarrier are under the command of forces loyal to Schmidt as the new Director. Power went back on at HQ around midnight, but there is no way to access SHIELD servers. All external network connections have been cut.
• Fury will be recovering for a few days, but he just happened to have a backup base that is off the SHIELD radar: a personal safe(ware)house that the SHIELD renegades -- that's you guys -- can use as a base once you stop bleeding on the pillows at Avengers Mansion.
• Fury's priorities are destroying some SHIELD weapons stockpiles -- say, Phase 2 stuff, the Chitauri weapons -- and getting in to send a kill code to wipe SHIELD files. He says the the most secret of secret stuff is temporarily secure because they don't have Fury or Hill and their access codes. But that won't last long. THEN TAKING SHIELD BACK OVER BECAUSE MOTHERFUCKERS ETC.
• Loki vanished Thor. Stark and Jarvis have no idea where Thor is. Wherever he is, he can't be reached.

A PROBLEM LIKE AMORA

• Vance and Vision are on deck to deal with her by trying to grab her bracelet, which we think to be the source of her power. Otherwise all Avengers should avoiiiiid her. Stark and Banner are working on magic-detectors.

Scene ideas:
* Destroy SHIELD's weapon stockpiles! They aren't letting go of them without a fight, though.
* Check homeless shelters for Thor.
* Check in with other former SHIELD agents.
* JUST WHO IS THE WSC ANYWAY.
* Those Chitauri weapons are still out there. Spider-Man has a bead on some of them!

Updates: If you have anything to go in next week's update, or have any questions about this update, poke me on Stark!

Chanlove

[aa_steve]

[] Stark: I set, you post.
[] Stark: THEMS THE RULES
[] Stark: Unless you set
[] Stark: Then I tell you to post too

Subtle Aurora

[aa_thor]

There is a subtle aurora that can be viewed Saturday evening, September 1st, from New York City. It lasts for about two minutes.

SHIELD will be able to recognize the aurora as a similar to an event that occurred several times in New Mexico. Jane Foster's work should be available to them, too. If all else fails, Selvig will explain the aurora is possibly a prelude to an Einstein Rosen Bridge.

Stark and Banner will also be able to recognize the aurora based off of Jane's work. The aurora matches her descriptions. As Jane is not around, she will just automatically say the aurora is not a natural event. The last time it happened, a Destroyer arrived on Earth.

Loki will sense the power of the bifrost if he is near New York City.

Amora will sense the power of the bifrost if she is near New York City.

Questions? Page Thor.

[Chanlove]

[aa_stark]

 [Public] Wanda: Stark seems like he comes with a surgeon generals's warning.